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Egg head paradise
Good lord ! Some of the gems from the ridiculously positive reviews of this absolute SNOOZE-FEST
"To all those people who gave this film low scores ............I cannot agree with your lack of maturity"
".....if you wish to understand and absorb.....you need to change your viewpoint and leave the 21st century behind you"
"This is not a film for those who wish to be entertained IN THE COMMON SENSE"
" seems to me that this is actually about THE syphillis outbreak of the 15th century"
"You will be thankful for the advancement and solid walls and modernity around you"
First of all , I loved the VVitch and every other movie it is positively compared to. DO NOT let the fact that these people who are proclaiming this slog as a masterpiece, also mention WickerMan ,Antichrist, Blackcoats Daughter, and the VVitch. It is not like any of those films ,actually it is not like any film that's worth watching. This is a slow road to nothing. I guess I should have rigged up someway to watch in the deep Adirondacks ,during the dead of winter, with no food or shelter so I could be mature enough to watch this visually, stunningly ,stupendously incredible ,masterwork of what is beyond filmmaking
I can only hope that director/writer Lukas Feigelfeld will use his heavenly talent to remake some "Los Angeles trash" so-called movies like The Godfather, Unforgiven, Saving Private Ryan and Ernest goes to camp.