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By the makers of singing in the rain
The most disgusting movie ever seen. Really. Total waste of time. Created by the maker of singing in the rain. That's not a compliment. This movie sucks completely. The script isn't good. It's completely filled with annoying portrayal of Hollywood stimulating the devil to bring forward an antibiotic society of death, which is the antagonism of reproduction. Our modern society is filled with this crap. So sad.
Muslims for Garland
Bubbles should be seen only for the special effects of the children without special effects but the dancing and the nice thing about it is to see children dancing yes in Charla and then next to that weekend definitely said it is nice to see a little girl like Judy Garland to perform before she had sex yes really wonderful little girls and such wonderful and the boys under that little creep a little bit creepier and I don't creep dressed up like a troll or something sending all those little ones to dance and you cannot help but imagine those children would lose her virginity no time in the Hollywood movie industry is it terrible shame on those parents of them probably got paid and then the poor guy Polanski gets the blame the Tiara to expect nowadays everybody needs a scapegoat in the real heroes of nowadays nobody sees them coming anymore but we can sell Judy Garland was a hero or a hero s but should be safe a heroin and of course we must agree on this that she was a sort of a life at Sea like Oswald's who never showed can I leave but then again he did get the blame and that is what the Illuminati nowadays still knows to do with the Hollywood movie industry which belongs to the Jews after they won the second world war in sha Allah Allahu Akbar.
The Greenstone (1980)
And all my life I never had the idea that there could be a movie stupidly made my Orson Welles all way to voice and acting talents of Orson Welles the movie is stupid the colors suck everything about it's just it's terribly bad the music the special effects it's just not interesting whatsoever and that is the thing which makes it very sad to see such talents like Orson Welles go to waste in such total crap really it is not worth the watch unless you're a little boy with a lot of imagination inshallah
Fritz the Cat (1972)
I just love fritz the cat. Always wanted to see it from the age of 12 till now 21 years later. I'm so happy I finally found it. Everything about this movie is perfect.
Frog's Legs (1962)
The story is stupid, but the presentation of it is right. It makes you wonder if this is something good example of mind indoctrination with our children: do we really want our kids to grow up believing a bunch of lies about the truth concerning frogs in restaurants?? Those terrible people.
Black Mother (2018)
See this Modern Gem of a Movie!
One of the most beautiful movies I've ever seen lately is Black Mother by Mr Allah: it contains everything which is true about the people from Jamaica (and other countries which are less rich/developed, that is, the way they talk, think, speak, pray, make love, ... I mean, everything. It is so lovely to see anyone make a movie like this, for I lived for six years in East Africa and I experienced the same: it is just magic, that's all I can say.
Outer and Inner Space (1966)
Four versions of the same woman
Outer and Inner Space contains a lot of speaking through one another, like Warhols Chelsea Girls. There, owever, you could still make up a story: here it is mainly an annoying buzzing which remains in your head long after the movie is done. Next to this it remains beautiful just how much Edie Sedgwick speaks while saying nothing at all. This movie clearly exists only for the experience of having four versions of the same woman pleasing you at the same time.
The Lion King (2019)
I was 7 years old when I saw the original. Disney has no more imagination left for original stories so they remake old successes. Very sad.
Options to Live (1979)
Bad attempt to get horny
It's a pretty boring movie, Options to Live, showing practically nothing else than one corpse after the other. It's questionable what the intention of the movie makers is: to get horny, or to inform?? It's pretty bad to me, but also boring. Next!!!
O Estripador da Rua Augusta (2014)
A new sexual fantasy
I feel very excited to say that this movie has given me another sexual fantasy. Thank you, Augusta Street Ripper!!! You rock!!
Tenemos la carne (2016)
Special feeling here..
It is very hard to have an opinion about We are the Flesh: in one way it says nothing at all,, but on the other hand it shows a great apocalyptic vision of people brought together in a situation driven to despair... at least in some way. I didn't like the boredom of the movie,, but I highly cheer for the level of experimenting in this movie.
Shield for Murder (1954)
Everything about Shield for Murder is surprisingly good; the story, the camera work and acting performances are all sublime... which once again makes me wonder why I hadn't heard about this Jewel of a movie before.
The Trouble Maker (1959)
The Illuminati strikes again
Poor guy just wants to speak the truth but people don't let him. The Illuminati strikes again.
A Talent for Murder (1984)
A talent for murder feels as if someone has been too much of a fan of sleuth,that other great detective movie with Olivier, only much better. Right before the commencement of murder she wrote it appears to have been then the great catalyst to one of the best who done it-police soaps ever and in this we can only be grateful like huge on our knees you know; but it seems to be like a practical impossibility to furthermore appreciate this giant movie turd in human history.
Gôketsu Jiraiya (1921)
Frogs with invisibility cloak, like
The movie itself works quite repetitive, but also some minor new elements which are worth the view (frog, invisibility, ...). Yet an sich the movie is not that interesting unless you know more about it's culture so you can appreciate it more. I would like to have a Japanese wife, though. I think that's romantic, for they must be in shortage of men with all their husbands off fighting with swords.
Signal 30 (1959)
It's not that gruesome as it appears to be: a series of car accidents, sure, but we've seen all of that before; however, the thing which keeps it shocking is the gruesome background information the talkshow host is informing us of, thereby making us identify with the victims and,once again, believe we are equal to their same situation... It is here, though, that Hollywood very keenly pulls our leg again: we don't know what the narrator is telling us is true, but we assume it to be; likewise, we assume on similar accounts that the Germans were the enemy during the second world war, but who might say for sure?? When we believe the words of the leading man in this documentary we will feel awful at its ending: but never forget all is equal to one big love. Who cares about traffic accidents!?! Well, if you listen to the words of this man and accept them as the truth, than you will. But is it worth it??!
Doomsday Machine (1972)
There's something intriguing about the Doomsday Machine which is hard to say exactly what it is of course we can agree upon the fact that the emotions are silly the story is nonsense the only interesting thing is that it's like a form of Dynasty or dollars in space and that of course my friends is the reason why you should really be watching them we watch need to be watching it and looking at the women imagining them without their clothes and all of these things it is just a wonderful thing to look at them then you start to appreciate the story and the colors and everything inshallah Allahu Akbar
Strangers in the Night (1944)
Silly but good
There's something about Strangers in the Night that annoys me beyond boundaries... It is hard to say quite what, because there is a very beautiful camerawork going on here and there is some nice acting as well; but what can we say about all of this?? It is just sad. That's what it is. And the ending is surprising but silly in my eyes.
In comparison to the first part which existed mainly of idiots hitting with glass bottles on their own heads, this second part exists more of funny things though still as stupid as ever, such as threatening phone calls to video stores, laughing coudins, drinking pee, showing wieners etcetera.
What a total waste of time!! They would have done better calling this America's most stupid home videos, for that is what it is: it is not even natural; it is more something like a bucket list of stupid things to do to bully other people, and even in that description it sounds more interesting than it actually is.
Food of violence is the missed opportunity to accuse fast food stores such as McDonald's for putting babies in their menu and in this it is a constant waste. Very sad really: instead it focuses on conspiracy theories about China post orders all it's running time. Such a disappointment.
Ron's Emancipation isn't exactly high philanthropy
Everything about this movie is cheap: it looks like the product of a get together by the gang in the hood. Like silly it tries to attain fame by images of shock but whether they are verified and real or staged like hell it just leaves the viewer totally cold. Good thing, no scratch that, best thing about Ron's Emancipation is that hemade a gore movie instead of shooting up his school... Well, at least that's one way of looking at it's end product.
In between man and machine
It is hard to say I'm disappointed in this but I am. Used to quite some gore I started this tetsuo-lookalike/copycat with lots of goodwill but soon discovered it contained nothing but a few empty references between a man,a woman, a machine and something dirty yet unknown... Could it be the Caterpillar??? Honestly I've just seen the movie and I still don't know.
Enter Hamlet (1965)
So anyway enter Hamlet is a very boring movie it's about a piece from the stage play Hamlet by William Shakespeare and there by the words do not come from the great minds of the director but just a copycat of the great playwright William Shakespeare and the question is then what is the art of this movie well of course we can decide on this data are the movies about what we can see in the images of this old Flicker and we can say that it's really the drawings that's come to mind but it's really not so interesting each word another driving it's very silly and because of this is not worth seeing thank you very much in sha Allah Allahu Akbar
An interesting episode for all the murder she wrote-fans out there such as me. What happened to the victim in this golden oldie?? What is the link between him and the writer?? And, perhaps even more, what is the wife's mysterious role in all of this??? You'll soon find out... if you watch "Madeira, Madeira", that is!!