So serious. What's on your mind?
Easter. The joy of candy, colors, creativity and costuming. A season unlike any other. But don't be fooled by these glorious pastels. Because we are under attack. There are those who would crack out eggs, bukkake our baskets, poison our puddings. But tonight I say, "J'accuse!" We will not be intimidated by a little bee in our bonnet. No, we will fight back and stand strong. Easter Strong. Trademark pending.
Wasn't that magnificent? Are you moved? ...