"The Angry Video Game Nerd" Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi (PS1) (TV Episode 2017) Poster

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd


  • The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, look, a Tusken Raider. Wonder what this guy's name is? Hoar? Hoar? Really, Hoar? Suddenly names like Jar Jar Binks and Plo Koon sound awesome. Fucking Hoar. I can come up with a better character. How about an IThorian with a chainsaw named "Fuchs".

  • The Angry Video Game Nerd : I still think the idea of a Star Wars fighting game could have been great. But too bad they were just jerking off. Masters of Teras Kasi. More like Masturbators of Teras Kasi.

  • The Angry Video Game Nerd : The combo system barely works and if you really try at it you get the kasi kicked out of your ter-ass.

  • The Angry Video Game Nerd : The odds of pulling off a special move are 3,720 to 1 but the computer will do it every single time. Fuck this. I'm trying a new character.

  • The Angry Video Game Nerd : What? I thought this was gonna be hand-to-hand combat. What's this bantha shit? Luke has his lightsaber, Han has a gun, Leia has a stick thing. They all have fucking weapons. Except Arden Lyn. I don't get it. What's the point of wanting to be a master of steel fists if everyone's just gonna use blasters and shit. It makes no sense.

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