[from trailer, before Bruce Lee and stunt double Cliff Booth rehearse a fight scene]
Bruce Lee: My hands are registered as lethal weapons. We get into a fight, I accidentally kill you... I go to jail.
Cliff Booth: Anybody accidentally kills anybody in a fight, they go to jail. It's called manslaughter.
Jay Sebring: Is everyone ok?
Rick Dalton: Well... the fuckin' hippies aren't, that's for goddamn sure.
Cliff Booth: Oh, I know you. I know all three of you! Spahn Ranch! Aw, I missed you! Mmm! Yeah!
[turns to Patricia Krenwinkel]
Cliff Booth: I don't know your name, but I do remember that hair.
[turns to Susan Atkins]
Cliff Booth: And you, I remember your white little face.
[turns to Tex Watson]
Cliff Booth: And you were on a horsey! Yeah... you are?
Tex: I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business.
Cliff Booth: ...Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like, Rex?
Sadie: Come on, shoot him, Tex!
Cliff Booth: Tex!
Cliff Booth: [from trailer] Hey! You're Rick fucking Dalton. Don't you forget it.
Rick Dalton: The hell are you looking at, you little ginger-haired fucker?
Rick Dalton: [During a scene in "The 14 Fists of McCluskey" when his character burns several Nazis alive with a flamethrower] Anyone order fried sauerkraut? Burn, you Nazi bastards! Ha ha ha!
Narrator: When you come to the end of the line, with a buddy who is more than a brother and a little less than a wife, getting blind drunk together is really the only way to say farewell.
Cliff Booth: All right, what's the matter partner?
Rick Dalton: It's official old buddy, I'm a has-been.
Jay Sebring: What happened to the intruders?
Rick Dalton: Well, Cliff took down two of them and I torched the last one with a flamethrower.
Jay Sebring: You did what?
Rick Dalton: Yeah, I torched her. I burnt her ass to a crisp.
Allen Kincade: [a reporter is interviewing Leo's and Brad's characters] So, uh, Rick, explain to the audience exactly what a stunt double does.
Rick Dalton: Well, actors are required to do a lot of dangerous stuff. Say Jake Cahill gets shot off his horse. Can I fall off a horse? Yes, I can. Yes, I have.
[all three chuckle]
Rick Dalton: Now, say I fall off wrong or I sprain my wrist or twist my ankle. Now, that can put an undue burden on the production because now maybe I can't work for a week. So Cliff here
[Raises his cigarette to take a puff]
Rick Dalton: ... is meant to help carry the load.
Allen Kincade: Is that, uh, how you describe your job, Cliff?
Cliff Booth: What, carrying his load?
[Looks at Rick sitting next to him]
Cliff Booth: Yeah, that's about right.
[All three giggle]
Rick Dalton: [in character on "Lancer"] To my wife and all my sweethearts. May they never meet.
Janet: [to Cliff, angry] Get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get fucked!
Randy: I will handle this!
Janet: Then fucking handle it, Randy!
Randy: [to Cliff, calmly] Cliff, get the wardrobe off, get your shit and get off the lot.
Rick Dalton: You fuckin' hippies came up here to smoke dope on a dark road, huh?
Marvin Schwarzs: So Rick, who's gonna beat the shit out of you next week? Mannix? The Man from U.N.C.L.E.? The Girl from U.N.C.L.E.? How about Batman and Robin?
[pantomimes the fight choreography]
Marvin Schwarzs: Ping! Pow! Choom! Zoom! Down goes you, down goes your career as a leading man.
Rick Dalton: [From Trailer] I'm Rick Dalton. It's my pleasure, Mr Schwarz.
Marvin Schwarzs: Call me Marvin. Put her there. That your son?
Rick Dalton: No that's my stunt double Cliff Booth.
Marvin Schwarzs: Last night we watched a Rick Dalton Double feature. With all the shooting
[Makes machine gun noises]
Marvin Schwarzs: I love that stuff, you know with the killing.
Rick Dalton: Lot of killing.