Selina Meyer : You know what I would like to tell people, but obviously I can't?
Gary Walsh : Say it here.
Selina Meyer : I should be president...
Gary Walsh : Yeah?
Selina Meyer : Because it is my goddamn turn! I was the game-changer!
Selina Meyer : I took a dump on the glass ceiling, and I shaved my muff in the sink of the old boys' club. But for three years Hughes kept me chained to a radiator in some basement in Cleveland. So as far as I'm concerned, America owes me an eight-year stay in the White House, and this time, I want a war!
Gary Walsh : Ye-es!
Gary Walsh : All right. Do you want me to read that back?
Selina Meyer : Oh, we can't use any of that. It sounds like I'm shouting from a balcony in Munich.
Gary Walsh : [Gasps] Like Evita!