Marcus Pierce : You must be Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar : Morningstar, pleasure.
[puts out his hand]
Marcus Pierce : There was an investigation last year. We interviewed, what was it, 92 of your sexual partners? I think I'll refrain from physical contact if you don't mind.
Marcus Pierce : You don't seem reckless. Narcissistic, hedonistic. That I see.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, thank you very much.
Marcus Pierce : Not a compliment. Your file's as long as my johnson.
Lucifer Morningstar : Quick read then?
Marcus Pierce : Hardly.
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, I for one don't need a file to ascertain you haven't even had a snog in ages, have you?
Marcus Pierce : Accurate.