Crow: "'Twas McClure-y killed the beast."
Jonah: "'Duck Soup,' right?"
Jonah: "It's like the Hindenburg in reverse."
Tom (as the Caterpillar): "Who . . . are . . . you?"
Crow: "Hey, Ernie Kovacs is on! Yay!"
Crow: "Meanwhile, on 'Godzilla's Next Top Model'"
Crow, Jonah, and Tom hum "Yakety Sax."
Jonah: "Kermit the Mahar here."
Jonah: "They tampered in God's domain."
Crow: "I'm your white whale, B-word!"
Crow: "Hi. Let my people go."
*Whistle blows* Jonah: "Yabba dabba do!"
Max: "Reptilicus Metallicus, attack!"
Crow (as Peter Cushing's name appears in the credits): "The Doctor Who no one is tempted to cosplay."
Crow: "Gamera is friend to all the children!"
Jonah (as the narrator): "Does this spell disaster for our dynamic duo?"
Tom: "The Dumb, the Sly and the Ugly"
Jonah: "To the Gnome-Mobile! Hurry!"
Crow: "This is almost as bad as when Yongary died."
"There is something you should know, my friend." Crow: "Plastics."
Jonah: "Ooh, right in the tribbles!"
Jonah: "H.R. Crushnstuf"
Crow says Doc in the movie is developing a silly walk, a reference to the Ministry Of Silly Walks sketch from this show.
Crow: "I'm coming, Elizabeth!"
Jonah: "It's a brand-new car!"
Tom: "Go back to 'Godspell.'"
Crow: "Earl Holliman, undercover from 'Police Woman'?"
Tom: "Doug McClure? I forgot him like the land of time did."
Crow (as Arthur): "Run away! Run away!"
"Phineas T. Mitchell!"
Crow, Jonah, and Tom: "Attica! Attica! Attica!"
Tom: "Is it too soon to do another Sam the Eagle reference?"; Jonah: "Who doesn't love Rowlf the dog?"
Jonah: "Joe Flaherty from 'SCTV'?"
Tom (as Moff Tarkin): "When this battle station becomes fully operational, it shall become the ultimate power in the universe." and "I dreamt I was a protocol droid." and "This is how I taught my imperial stormtroopers to shoot."
Crow: "Mork, calling Orson"
"Well, you're no David Hasselhoff..."
Crow: "At the Earth's core, no one can hear you scream!"
Jonah: "Do or do not. There is no try."
Tom (as E.T.): "Goodbye, David."
Jonah: "Ceti Alpha V"
Jonah: "What happens when a Dewback mates with a rancor?" Later Jonah and the 'bots sing "Yub Nub".
Tom: "Welcome to the world of Monchichi."
Crow: "It's the Church of Castle Greyskull of Latter-day Saints."
Jonah: "Nobody knew who they were or what they were doing."
Crow (while a train is on the screen): "I wonder if the conductor is Ringo Starr or George Carlin."
Tom: "Goonies never say die!"
Tom (singing): "I hope I get it!"
Crow (as a character looks through a door): "Hi, Pee-wee!"
Crow (as Audrey II): "Feed me, Seymour!"
Gypsy: "Why is he dressed like Scrooge McDuck?"
Crow (as the clergyman): "Mawwige"
Tom: "Hey, it's Rocksteady!"
Tom: "Football practice!"
Doug McClure: "I'm Doug McClure. You may remember me from such films as the one those poor dopes are watching."
Princess Jasmine mentioned.
Jonah: "Christmas Town?" and "Jack Skellington, no!"
Tom: "You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Paris?"
Jonah: "Hey guys, wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"
Tom (singing): "Can you sing with all the voices of the mountain?"
Jonah: "You had me at wheeeee!"
Tom (as Morpheus): "What if I told you . . ."
Tom: "Is this one of those 'Eyes Wide Shut' parties?"
Crow: "You gals are House Slytherin."
Middle-Earth mentioned by Crow.
Tom: "On tonight's episode of 'America's Next Top Model'"
Theme park ride on fire mentioned by Crow.
Tom: "'Two and a Half Men'?"
Jonah: "That's the same font they used for the 'Vote for Pedro' t-shirts."
Pearl: "You cruel Bridezilla!"
Tom: "They've got a towel. They're ready to go anywhere."
Tom: "'Dancing with the Stars' is different."
Tom: "This week, on 'Sons of Anarchy'"
Tom: "This is the original Angry Bird."
Tom: "I volunteer as tribute!"
Crow: "Day 34 of the Stanford Prison Experiment."
Crow: "I feel like I'm at the casting call for Immortan Joe's wives."
Crow: "Stay away from those mirelurk eggs!"
Crow: "I hope this is the 'Batman v Superman' trailer."
Tom dresses up as Mickey Mouse, and his silhouette "talks" to the conductor: "Mr. Subotsky?"
Tom hums the fight music cue from this show.
Bobo is a parody of the apes from this movie series and refers to Kinga as "Lawgiver's Granddaughter".
Tom sings "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds".
"I'm on a highway to hell!"
Tom sings a parody of this song.
Crow: "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this crazy thing called 'life'."
Crow: "The caramel must flow."
Crow quotes the opening of this Prince song.
Tom sings a parody of this musical's title song.
Tom mentions "Bill Mahar", a riff on Bill Maher.
The Army Of Paul Giamattis chant "We hate merlot!" The Paul Giamatti character from this movie expresses his dislike for merlot wine.