Sarah : I'm seeing Cole. Look what he got me for our three-month anniversary. God, he's such a sweet boy.
Abby Hammond : He's not a boy, Sarah. I mean, he's a 26-year-old drug dealer who drives a car that says, "Ask me about my tiny dick."
Sarah : Don't be jealous. I just have an exciting life. And by the way, it is a perfect starter dick.