[reading from newspaper
Since Mr. James Sloan took over Quicksilver Mining, a beneficial change has taken place in the mines. Industry, order, and respect for the constituted authorities prevail. Every man knows his place and performs his duty. Mr. Sloan is said to be fair, honest and good-humored. This reporter can also attest that he is a tall man, rather handsome, with a beautiful baritone. And if all that isn't enough, he writes the most beautiful poetry. Sonnets.
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