Last week, Kirk Cameron saved Christmas. But who's going to save the Cinema Snob from Miss Velma? Who is Miss Velma, you ask? Not the "jinkies" girl from Scooby-Doo, unfortunately, but rather a California evangelist who was given her own bizarre, incomprehensible, boring, shoddy, freaky and downright sacrilegious Christmas special.
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This doesn't seem like a Christmas special. It seems like that movie that's always playing on the TV whenever the cops burst into the serial killer's house.