Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Shiloh Fernandez | ... | Fenton | |
Chris Noth | ... | Christopher | |
Victor Cruz | ... | Irving | |
Mary-Louise Parker | ... | Annabel (as Mary Louise Parker) | |
Josh Peck | ... | John | |
Addison Timlin | ... | Layla | |
Nasser Faris | ... | Ahmed | |
Ashley Benson | ... | Jessie | |
Sosie Bacon | ... | Hannah | |
Antoinette Kalaj | ... | Simi | |
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Benja K. Thomas | ... | Pam (as Benja Kay Thomas) |
Rhys Coiro | ... | The Georgian | |
Chris Lowell | ... | Victor | |
Al Thompson | ... | Jackson | |
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Whitney Vance | ... | Alex |
Full of wry wit, Chronically Metropolitan, is a cynical family drama about a young writer, Fenton, who is forced home to help the family cope when his larger than life father, Christopher, gets into a car accident with a truck full of crabs.
Well the title fits the film. Chronically self absorbed wealthy New Yorkers. It's hard to really care about a young published author from a wealthy family when NYC is so full of unpublished poor authors. It's also hard to tell the difference between the cute young blondes in the movie. This movie is basically about "white peoples problems." I also suspect the tobacco industry paid a lot for product placements. There is a lot of gratuitous smoking in the film for no other apparent reason.