[Chad Radwell is admitted into the E.R. with a Lego figure in his rectum]
Chanel #3 : The nurse said he told her he usually does his nightly nude yoga before he sets a perimeter of Lego characters to guard his bed while he sleeps, but this time he decided to do it after and accidentally sat on Lego Captain Jack Sparrow.
Chanel Oberlin : That's the weirdest explanation for anything I've ever heard.
Chanel Oberlin : Dean Munsch has been orchestrating every one of these attacks. Melanie Dorkus, Deaf Taylor Swift...
Hester Ulrich : That other security guard.
Chanel Oberlin : Predatory Lez.
Chanel #5 : Roger and Dodger.
Chanel Oberlin : Chad's irritating armless friend, candle vlogger, black British guy...
Grace Gardner : Gigi.
Chanel #3 : Coney, that ice cream cone.
Chanel Oberlin : White trash Mandy Greenwell, Miss Bean...
Zayday Williams : Hold on, you killed Ms. Bean.
Chanel Oberlin : I didn't turn on the deep-fryer, bitch!