Wes Gardner : My girlfriend was murdered! The killer cut her head off and tried to serve it to us for Thanksgiving.
Detective Chisolm : Sounds awful... but I'd keep that to yourself. Pretty much always, the boyfriend's the prime suspect.
Wes Gardner : Oh. Well, I was about to break up with her. I mean, she was drivin' me nuts!
Pete Martinez : You're not really helpin' yourself.