[the Android, trying to make herself more appealing like Wendy the Android, tries out alternate accents when she comes across One in a hallway]
The Android : [British accent] 'Ello, you look to be in a right smashing good mood. You'll be chuffed to 'ear I've found a way ter convert the engine's residual byproducts into a nutritious, protein-rich meal supplement.
One : Why are you talking like that?
The Android : [Scottish accent] Och, ye've noticed. It just so happens that I too come programmed wif several unique linguistic varieties.
The Android : [German accent] Zhere ofer two tozen eccents to choose vrom. You can zelect vone or ve can go vith a taily hrotation.
One : I umm, I don't...
The Android : [Jamaican accent] Don't worry about it, mon. Yuh dun havtah decide rite dis second. Dere's ova twooooo dozon.
One : No. Just... no.
[One walks off]
The Android : [Australian accent] Maybe we can twalk about it a bit layta then.
[the Android seems disappointed, then zips her top all the way back up]
Five : Stress can cause humans to act inefficient. Relieving stress can be a lot like recharging batteries.
The Android : Laughter is the best medicine.
Five : Something like that.
The Android : [Slightly downcast] I'm not programmed for humor.
Five : Well, just because people are having a little fun with Wendy doesn't mean we don't appreciate what you do. I mean, I don't think we could get by without you.
The Android : According to my self-diagnostics, my performance is satisfactory in every way that my programming dictates.
Five : Now don't go getting a big head or anything.
The Android : My head is always a consistent size.
Five : See, who says you're not funny?