[Celia tells Alan that Caroline and Kate are going to get married now that Kate is expecting a baby]
Celia: It's for the baby - so it's all official. I said "Will you be the father?" She didn't like that. They're *both* going to be mums. It'll get very confused.
Alan: Will it 'eck!
Celia: No. I suppose one black one and one white one - it'll soon know its colours.