It is the 1st annual "Turk Tacular Turkey Town Festival and Turkey Trots" at the Wonder Wharf. Bob draws the line: if Linda, Tina, Gene and Louise choose the Festival over a family holiday, Bob will not cook Thanksgiving dinner. As Bob gets drunk and enjoys Donna Summertime, the kids enjoy the Scramble Pans ride run by Mickey. Linda joins the Turkey Trots with Teddy. No one told the Fischoeder boys about mixing turkeys with other winged creatures. Bodega Bay comes to Wonder Wharf as Linda Belcher is crowned Queen of the Peckers.
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As Calvin and Felix Fischoeder run through the terrified crowds after releasing the turkeys (etc.), an unattached goose's head and neck extend out of one side of a festival-goer's head then retracts, disappearing soon after. See more
This is bad. Their pecking order is all messed up.
What? Pecking order? What are you talking about?
Every turkey group has one guy who can peck everyone, then the guy below him who can peck everyone except for the top guy, and so on, until the sad sack who can't peck anyone.
Oh that's terrible! It's like the ladies on The View.
References Hocus Pocus
Dim All the Lights
Written and performed by Donna Summer See more