[the Time Squad discovers a party going on at the Alamo
It's all part of our "Welcome to Texas, This state's big enough for the both of us" Mexican heritage fiesta!
"Big enough for the both of us?" You're supposed to be defending Texas against Mexico!
Uh, hello? They outnumber us like ten to one! No, we're going to party, have a great time, we don't get our butts shot off, it's a win-win!
[a happy Larry starts dancing
The problem is, Texas WASN'T big enough for both! That's what the fight was ...