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"The Big Bang Theory" The Convention Conundrum (TV Episode 2014) Poster

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Sheldon Cooper: [sneaking up to a house] I don't understand what we're doing.

James Earl Jones: Shhhh!

Sheldon Cooper: Whose house is this?

James Earl Jones: Carrie Fisher. And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run.

[he rings the doorbell, and they run for it]

Carrie Fisher: [storms out with a baseball bat] It's not funny anymore, James!

James Earl Jones: Then why am I laughing?

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James Earl Jones: [looks up from his menu to see Sheldon standing there] Let me guess: you like Star Wars.

Sheldon Cooper: [nods]

James Earl Jones: You know I've been in other movies.

Sheldon Cooper: [nods again]

James Earl Jones: But you don't care about those, do you?

Sheldon Cooper: [shakes his head]

James Earl Jones: [motions Sheldon closer] I have one thing to say to people like you: I like Star Wars too! Care to join me?

Sheldon Cooper: Thank you! My friend Leonard said if I bothered you while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker.

James Earl Jones: Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie!

Sheldon Cooper: He is, Mr. Earl Jones, he is!

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Sheldon Cooper: [on top of the Santa Monica Ferris wheel] Hey, Los Angeles! I'm on a Ferris wheel with Darth Vader! And he's nicer than you'd think!

James Earl Jones: I am!

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James Earl Jones: [in a steam room] What were you trying to ask me at the strip club?

Sheldon Cooper: Oh. "How much does it cost to get them off my lap?"

James Earl Jones: No, something about a convention.

Sheldon Cooper: Oh, right! Well, my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year, and I was trying to start my own convention, and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist.

James Earl Jones: Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?

Sheldon Cooper: Really?

James Earl Jones: Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana, where I'm taking you every night!

Sheldon Cooper: Ay-yi-yi.

James Earl Jones: Ay-yi-yi-bang-bang!

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Raj Koothrappali: Hey, since Sheldon's not going to Comic-Con, maybe we could find a cool trio to dress up as.

Leonard Hofstadter: Mmm... what if we go as the Fantastic Four and just tell people that the Invisible Girl is standing there with us?

Howard Wolowitz: Aww, and I thought our days of pretending to be with women who don't exist were over.

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Leonard Hofstadter: [trying to buy tickets to Comic-Con] I did it! I did it! I'm in the queue!

[Sheldon, Raj, and Howard all cheer]

Sheldon Cooper: And they say firefighters are the real heroes.

Raj Koothrappali: Uh... what number in line are you?

Leonard Hofstadter: Fifty...

Howard Wolowitz: Great!

Leonard Hofstadter: ...thousand two hundred and eleven.

Howard Wolowitz: Damn!

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Penny: [the guys have been unable to buy Comic-Con tickets] Guys, this is really sad. And in a different way than it was twenty minutes ago.

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Sheldon Cooper: Singing with James Earl Jones : in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight-take it away mufasa!

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