Sheldon Cooper : [sneaking up to a house] I don't understand what we're doing.
James Earl Jones : Shhhh!
Sheldon Cooper : Whose house is this?
James Earl Jones : Carrie Fisher. And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run.
[he rings the doorbell, and they run for it]
Carrie Fisher : [storms out with a baseball bat] It's not funny anymore, James!
James Earl Jones : Then why am I laughing?
James Earl Jones : [looks up from his menu to see Sheldon standing there] Let me guess: you like Star Wars.
Sheldon Cooper : [nods]
James Earl Jones : You know I've been in other movies.
Sheldon Cooper : [nods again]
James Earl Jones : But you don't care about those, do you?
Sheldon Cooper : [shakes his head]
James Earl Jones : [motions Sheldon closer] I have one thing to say to people like you: I like Star Wars too! Care to join me?
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you! My friend Leonard said if I bothered you while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker.
James Earl Jones : Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie!
Sheldon Cooper : He is, Mr. Earl Jones, he is!
James Earl Jones : [in a steam room] What were you trying to ask me at the strip club?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. "How much does it cost to get them off my lap?"
James Earl Jones : No, something about a convention.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, right! Well, my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year, and I was trying to start my own convention, and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist.
James Earl Jones : Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?
Sheldon Cooper : Really?
James Earl Jones : Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana, where I'm taking you every night!
Sheldon Cooper : Ay-yi-yi.
James Earl Jones : Ay-yi-yi-bang-bang!
Leonard Hofstadter : [trying to buy tickets to Comic-Con] I did it! I did it! I'm in the queue!
[Sheldon, Raj, and Howard all cheer]
Sheldon Cooper : And they say firefighters are the real heroes.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh... what number in line are you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Fifty...
Howard Wolowitz : Great!
Leonard Hofstadter : ...thousand two hundred and eleven.
Howard Wolowitz : Damn!
Sheldon Cooper : Singing with James Earl Jones : in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight-take it away mufasa!