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Sperm Boat (2013)

A young, enthusiastic cop gets the job of his life: loss-prevention officer on an enormous cruise ship, Song of America. And immediately regrets it. He was expecting travel to beautiful ... See full summary »

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Peter Lauer

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Matt Harrigan

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Credited cast:
Peter Stormare ... Captain
Nick Fondulis ... Dennis
Lavell Crawford ... Smokestack
Elizabeth Alderfer ... Johnette
Billy Stevenson ... Doctor Panetta
Steve Mellor Steve Mellor ... Van Dyke
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Mike Benitez ... Sea Monster
Danny Doskis Danny Doskis ... Stunt passenger
Wayne Justus Felber Wayne Justus Felber ... Husband Eaten By Sea Monster
JLynne Herrington ... Bikini passenger
Tommy O'Brien ... Stunt Passenger
Gerald Owens ... Husband
Pamela Roza Pamela Roza ... Wife
Mary Tischbein Mary Tischbein ... Grieving Wife
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A young, enthusiastic cop gets the job of his life: loss-prevention officer on an enormous cruise ship, Song of America. And immediately regrets it. He was expecting travel to beautiful destinations on a spectacular and floating resort, but instead he's a Boat Cop on a trashy cruise ship staffed by criminals and piloted by an insane Scandinavian captain who sets a course for the most ridiculous sci-fi adventures imaginable that also involve midnight bacon buffets. Written by Matt Harrigan

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