Spider-Man: Wait, aren't witches girls? Heh, technically I'd be a warlock, right?
Villager: He's a warlord. He confessed.
Spyder-Knight: By Merlin, either thou training to be my squire, or thou art the town fool.
Spider-Man: You're the Spider-Man of this world. I'm you from another universe.
Spyder-Knight: Town fool, it is.
Spyder-Knight: Town fool, come hence if thou value your life.
Spider-Man: I do value my life. The name's not fool, it's Spider-Man. And you're in danger.
Spyder-Knight: Spider-Man? 'Tis a worse name than fool.
Green Goblin: Easy pickings. A small Spider-Man.
Ultimate Spider-Man: Did you call me small? What happened to you? Is it the super villain diet? 'Cause I remember when you were big scary and stuff?
Green Goblin: You want to see scary?
Spider-Man: Listen, this is complicated and not going to make a lot of sense, but I'm from a parallel world.
Ultimate Spider-Man: Makes total sense. So you chase the Goblin from your world to this one, and since he's Goblin, he's probably after my D.N.A.
Ultimate Green Goblin: Ah, there you are.
Ultimate Spider-Man: Hey, don't get offended, but I'm pretty sure my Goblin's scarier than your Goblin.
Spider-Man: No offense taken.
Ultimate Spider-Man: Go. Don't worry. I'll try to be the best Peter Parker Spider-Man I can be.
Spider-Man: You don't have to be Peter Parker to be Spider-Man. Miles Morales is just fine.
Ultimate Green Goblin: You're not leaving here alive, so which one wants to go first?
Ultimate Spider-Man: Spidey!
[Ultimate Goblin is about to kill Spider-Man]
Ultimate Spider-Man: Don't care if I'm afraid. Can't let it happen again.
[jumps onto Ultimate Goblin]
Ultimate Spider-Man: When I say hey, you say aargh.
[zaps him with his venom blast and swings Spider-Man to safety]
Spider-Man: Ugh. What was "that" move?
Ultimate Spider-Man: Are you talking about the venom blast? You can't do that?
Spider-Man: [groans] Aw, man. I wish.