Spider-Man : Talk about your not so friendly Spider-Man. I bet this world's version of Aunt May, is a real hoot.
Spider-Man Noir : Aunt May? I ain't seen her in years.
Spider-Man : Why?
[webs Spider-Man's feet to the ground]
Spider-Man : Hey!
Spider-Man Noir : Sometimes, the only way to protect someone is to leave them behind.
Spider-Man : Another note to self, don't turn into his jerk.
Spider-Man : Don't worry, folks. I saw Iron Man do this once.
Green Goblin : [hijacking a blimp to lure out Spider-Man Noir] Don't worry, folks. It'll be a short flight.
Mary Jane Watson Noir : You'll never get away with this!
Green Goblin : Well, then maybe the Spider will stop me.
[through the blimps' loudspeakers]
Green Goblin : You hear me, Spider?
[Both Spider-Men arrive at the scene]
Green Goblin : Catch me if you can!
Spider-Man : Oh, I can and will. Believe it, Goblin.
Spider-Man : [having rescued the blimps' passengers by catching them in a web] Anyone who has to barf, lean over the web. The rest of you follow me.
Spider-Ham : [swinging in to save Spider-Man from Goblin] Hands off the monkey, big bad!
[knocks Goblin away, then pulls Spider-Man out of the mud]
Spider-Man : Thought you were afraid of being a failure.
Spider-Ham : Even I never lost a fight to a nut with an anvil. But if you can take humiliation like that, what am I worried about? Ready, Spider-Monkey?
Spider-Man : Right with you, Spider-Ham. Go hog-wild!