Why would you waste a scream on a stupid boy band? Screams are for roller coasters, ax murderers or Dad's morning breath...such is Louise's commentary on the morning of the "Boyz 4 Now" concert. Gene is busy preparing to Dump Up The Volume at table-scaping regionals and his parents are always ready to help. Aunt Gayle pulls a no-show and Tina pulls a long, sad face; Louise vows to get her big sister to the concert. As the boys start to sing and the girls start to scream, Louise asks herself that all-important question: "Oh my God, who the frig am I?!" Tina is now a heroine to her temporarily bemused little sister, but the important lesson is put on your bra one boob at a time. First love is never so great as when it slaps you right in the face.
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4th episode not to have a Burger of the Day visible. See more
If you're so good at table setting, why don't you set tables at the restaurant, or here?
Sorry, dad. I don't set where I eat.
References The Closer
Whisper in Your Eyes
Written by Elegant Too
, Lizzie Molyneux-Logelin
, and Wendy Molyneux
Performed by Max Greenfield See more