The Secret Life of Pets (2016) Poster

Dana Carvey: Pops



  • Pops : This is uh, Puffball, Squash-Face, Weiner Dog, Yellow Bird, Eagle-Eye, Guinea Pig Joe. And, of course my, girlfriend Rhonda.

  • Buddy : [as they enter the sewer]  What is that smell?

    Pops : It's poo-poo with a dash of caca.

  • Pops : Now, if we take the human route, getting there is gonna take days. You may have lots of time, but for me every breath is a cliffhanger.

  • Buddy : How you been, old timer?

    Pops : Paralyzed.

    [Awkward pause] 

    Gidget : Great!

  • Pops : All right, party's over! *Myron*! *Vacuum*!

  • Pops : That ball of fluff's got a screw loose.

  • Max : Hey, uh, Gidget, wait up.

    Gidget : Oh, uh, hi, Max.

    [her tail starts wagging] 

    Max : Yeah, uh...

    Gidget : [to her tail]  Play it cool!

    [Her tail stops wagging, and she giggles] 

    Max : Yeah, I just wanted to, uh...

    [clears throat] 

    Max : Look. Have you ever lived across from someone your whole life, but you don't really appreciate them until... I don't know, until they're beating up dozens of animals on the Brooklyn Bridge? I guess, what I'm trying to say is... if you ever want to...

    [Gidget wags her tail, and her eyes lighten up. Then she barks and happily hops onto Max and starts licking him and nuzzling him] 

    Max : Okay!

    Pops : Oh, great, you're in love! How gross for everyone! Now, move it!

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