Re-election battles, looming indictments, parties, their Party... these senators need a drink. And a new housemate.
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Senator Gil John Biggs
Do I look like somebody prepared to fly to fucking Kabul for the goddamn National Committee?
You do not. You look like somebody prepared to fly to Philly for the World Series.
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