Zach Galifianakis: Jake
Riggan : Just find me an actor. A good actor. Give me Woody Harrelson.
Jake : He's doing the next Hunger Games.
Riggan : Michael Fassbender?
Jake : He's doing the prequel to the X-Men prequel.
Riggan : How about Jeremy Renner?
Jake : Who?
Riggan : Jeremy Renner. He was nominated. He was the Hurt Locker guy.
Jake : Oh, okay. He's an Avenger.
Riggan : Fuck, they put him in a cape too?
Jake : Get that smile off your face, you're freaking me out.
Jake : He has a thing for nuns... in diapers.
Jake : [to Riggan] This isn't the 90s anymore.
Jake : Ralph did it, the motherfucker did it. Threatened to sue us, didn't even wait to get out of the hospital.
Riggan : What did you say?
Jake : What did I say? I said "Ralph, you motherfucker, are you threatening me? I swear, I so much as get a letter from a lawyer, then the press is going to get the pictures off your computer." That's what I said.
Riggan : What pictures?
Jake : He has a thing for nuns. In diapers. Why should you care? You shouldn't have any knowledge of that, anyway.
Riggan : I don't care, sign it.
Jake : Listen to me.
Jake : No you listen to me...
Riggan : I can't afford to listen to you...
Larry : I'm gonna need to go shopping again.
Jake : Fucking sew something, you old fuck!
Riggan : I don't care. Give him what he wants.
Jake : His agent is asking for almost four times what we were paying...
Riggan : Then go into the reserve.
Jake : The reserve is gone. You spent it on the fog. And those fake trees...
Riggan : It's a dream sequence, it...
Jake : And three union midgets that dance around like...
Riggan : You're not supposed to call them midgets...
Jake : The reserve is gone!