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Give Santa a Tail-Hole 

While Walden takes a job as a Christmas tree salesman as part of his ruse, he gets a billion dollar business proposal from Mark Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, Alan finds himself completely alone at the beach house for the holidays.

Director:

James Widdoes

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (created by), Lee Aronsohn (created by) | 6 more credits »
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Cast

Episode credited cast:
Ashton Kutcher ... Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer ... Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones ... Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell ... Berta
Courtney Thorne-Smith ... Lyndsey Mackelroy
Brooke D'Orsay ... Kate
Joel Murray ... Nick
Wayne Wilderson ... Dad
Patton Oswalt ... Billy Stanhope
Layla Crawford ... Little Girl
Todd Stanton ... Man's Voice (voice)
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Andrew Pifko ... Man (voice)
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Storyline

To maintain his poor man's cover, Walden can only help his destitute would be-actress lover Kate, whose sowing machine breaks down, by taking an 'honest' job as Christmas tree salesman, which he proves good at and enjoys although it's exhausting. Jake cancels, leaving Alan all alone for Christmas, unconsoled by the perks of Walden's fortune, so he craves a hug from Berta. Billy is eager to sell their 'lectric suitcase' to Zuckerberg for half a billion, but Walden stoically holds out for 1.2 while toiling cheerfully to earn peanuts. Written by KGF Vissers

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Genres:

Comedy | Romance

Certificate:

TV-14 | See all certifications »
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

13 December 2012 (USA) See more »

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Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD
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Quotes

Alan Harper: [speaking with Jake over a Skype connection] Hey, Buddy, you excited about Christmas?
Jake Harper: Yeah, that's actually why I was callin' - I'm not gonna be able to make it home this year.
Alan Harper: What? Why?
Jake Harper: My girlfriend, Tammy Sue, asked me to spend Christmas with her and her three kids. I'm pretending to be Santa, and also their various fathers.
Alan Harper: [aside] Oh, kill me!
Alan Harper: [to Jake] H - H - How did you meet this woman?
Jake Harper: I play softball with her parole officer.
Alan Harper: [aside] Oh, dig me up and kill me again!
Alan Harper: [to Jake] A'right, well...
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Mele Kalikimaka
(uncredited)
Written by R. Alex Anderson
Performed by Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher
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