There are many mistakes in Oscar's description of Zwarte Piet ("Black Pete"). First, the character is the assistant of Saint Nicholas in the Netherlands and Belgium, not Belsnickel's. Second, Saint Nicholas celebration in the Low Countries ends after 5 December, so Black Pete isn't associated with Christmas. Third, Black Pete is not supposed to be a slave but a manservant. See more
I knew the party was today, but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't. Hmm, funny how that works.
We're out there sweating our balls off every day, bustin' our balls. We deserve a Christmas party!
Well, then, why don't we just get some liquor and those mini-cupcakes?
Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes, which is already a mini version of cake? Honestly, where does it end with you people?
What about an authentic Pennsylvania Dutch Christmas? Drink some gluhwein, ...