Delivery Man (2013)
Chris Pratt: Brett
David : Congratulations, "darling".
Brett : I had it. I had pitched the perfect game, and I had to screw the whole thing up. My mother saw the whole thing on TV.
David : She must have been surprised to find out that you had a male lover.
Brett : No. She said she always suspected it. She told me we would make a lovely couple.
David : And your kids?
Brett : They think it's cool.
Brett : My children know that they are too old to be aborted.
Brett : Stop everything for the rest of your life. Every time you have an idea, I want you to come to me and as your friend, I will shoot your idea down.