Injustice: Gods Among Us (2013 Video Game)
The Joker: Hi, gang. What'll we do now? Anyone up for pancakes?
Wonder Woman: Joker.
[She twists his arm]
The Joker: What? Ow! Why does she hate pancakes?
Batman: [First Lines] The nuke, where'd you get it?
The Joker: Why, you want one? Copy bat.
[as Batman grabs The Joker, Superman bursts into the Interrogation room]
Superman: Get away from him!
Batman: I'm handling this.
Superman: [Slowly approaches The Joker, pushes the table aside and pins The Joker to the wall] You drugged me! Made me... Lois... my son.
The Joker: First Krypton, now Metropolis. People you love tend to blow up, don't they?
[Superman raises his fist to The Joker]
Batman: Superman, don't!
[Superman Punches the wall right next to The Joker's head]
The Joker: That's why I like you, Superman. You are more gullible than...
[Looks towards Batman, then Superman tosses The Joker to the other wall]
The Joker: You think you can have a family. That locking me up would *magically* reform me, and they'll be safe.
[Sits back down]
The Joker: So big. So dumb. Now run along so I can break out of here. I got lots of planning to do to top this.
[Superman grabs The Joker by his neck]
Batman: That's enough!
[Walks towards Superman to stop what he's doing, but Superman pushes Batman aside]
The Joker: I know it's soon, but... think you'll ever love again? Maybe you won't kill your next family
[Superman's eyes glow and then punches The Joker in the stomach, killing him]
Green Arrow: [while fighting Nightwing] He took you in, trained you. Sure, he can be an uptight jerk, but you abandoned him for Superman?
Nightwing (II): [Knocks down Green Arrow] I'm not Dick Grayson.
Batman: [Coming in] This is Damian Wayne.
Green Arrow: Wayne?
Nightwing (II): His son.
[Batman pushes Nightwing aside]
Nightwing (II): But Superman's been more of a father than you ever were.
Batman: You stopped being my son when you killed Dick Grayson. *He* was my son.
[Defeating him in a fight]
Batman: You're dead to me.
Harley Quinn: [after fighting him] It's you. The way you move... The way you...
The Joker: Pummel?
Harley Quinn: Well... Yeah.
The Joker: It's the love. You could feel the love, right?
The Joker: [using a dead body as a puppet] Watch out, Joker, this one looks kinda tough.
The Joker: Really? I think you underestimate me.
Green Arrow: Shit!
[He fires an arrow, but Killer Frost freezes it]
Green Arrow: Killer Frost.
Killer Frost: Playtime, Grundy.
Solomon Grundy: Arrow Man!
The Joker: [after defeating Batman] Now, where was I before I was so rudely...
Harley Quinn: [Coming in] Pumped full o' lead?
The Joker: [Turns around and sees an alternate Harley Quinn] Harley?
Harley Quinn: Har*leen*. A little bird told me some creep was dressed up as The Joker, fighting a Batman wannabe. You got the look, and a lot of nerve. What you don't have is the right.
[Nudges The Joker]
Harley Quinn: The Joker was a hero, you're not fit to lick his boutonniere.
The Joker: Harley, it's me. I'm The Joker. Look. it says so right here on my underwear.
[Looks at his pants and Harleen fires a shot next to The Joker]
Harley Quinn: Not funny, creep. No one pretends to be my Mr. J.
Deathstroke: Whatever history we have with our counterparts, you and I have none.
Cyborg: I downloaded your history. You tried to kill this world's Titans.
Deathstroke: Only a couple times.
Cyborg: Just don't expect any warm fuzzies from me.
The Joker: [setting the nuke] Let's see, baldy said remember to... Ah! There we are.
Harley Quinn: Mr. J, it works! Oh!
[she sees Batman coming]
Harley Quinn: Uh-oh.
The Joker: Harley, wait in the van. Batman and I have to talk.
Harley Quinn: But...
[he slaps her]
The Joker: Go. No one likes a third wheel.
Batman: You push that button and eight million die.
The Joker: Eight million and two die. I was going to enjoy the fireworks from a safe distance, but now that you're here, what say we have one last dance.
Green Lantern: Oppressing your home planet isn't enough, Sinestro?
Sinestro: The One Earth Government is similar to mine on Korugar. An alliance was logical. So for now, I tolerate humans. Even Hal Jordan.
Green Lantern: My Doppelganger *has* joined your side.
Green Lantern: As do all who wish to live.
Green Lantern: [after defeating Sinestro] I'm resisting arrest... again.
[Goes to Wonder Woman]
Wonder Woman: Hal.
Yellow Lantern: [Coming in] Someone call me?
Green Lantern: [Upon seeing his alternate self] You're Sinestro Corp.?
Yellow Lantern: Sinestro's right. Fear is more effective than willpower.
Green Lantern: So, you ditched green and went yellow: The color of cowardice.
[Uses his ring to attack his alternate self, but Yellow Lantern uses his own ring to deflect]
Yellow Lantern: I'm still about Order, like the Guardians.
[Attacks Wonder Woman and Green Lantern tries to attack Yellow Lantern]
Green Lantern: [Sarcastically] I'm sure they're very proud of you.
Yellow Lantern: Sanctimony is easy when you don't know what...
Green Lantern: [Interrupting] Save it. Time to kick my ass.
Batman: Those eyes. Pure evil, just like his.
The Joker: Who, Superman? His buddies took Batman. My Batman. Our Batman.
Batman: Quiet, or I'll leave you for the police.
The Joker: Then why did you save me from them?
Deathstroke: [after defeating Killer Frost] Too easy. Your tactics are one-dimensional.
Superman: These duplicates... Do you think there's a Lois where they come from?
Lex Luthor: There was only one Lois.
Lex Luthor: You're interrupting tonight's entertainment, Raven
Raven: I detest violence, Luthor. But I'm even less fond of you.
Superman: You thought you could fool me, Bruce? Like HE did?
Batman: This isn't about Joker! It's about you!
Superman: I perfected this world! So many lives lost because I held back... when I should've used ALL my power!
Batman: For what? To control? To oppress?
Superman: I could've prevented Metropolis! Saved my family!
Batman: Crime took my family too, Clark.
Superman: But you weren't the gun!