Gus: I'm Gus, filling in for Vincent Price because he's dead, see? Here in Stoolbend, everyone's busy with my annual Broken Stool Pumpkin Carving Contest, sponsored by Harrison Gourds. Harrison Gourds: "Good lord, that's a good gourd."
Rallo Tubbs: Getting dark, Cleveland. If you get scared, you can always bail early like you did at your sleepover.
Cleveland Brown: Oh, and that's coming from Mr. "I'm five, I need my mommy."
Donna Tubbs: [about her Halloween costume] It's the one time a year I get to dress up as Michelle Obama and it doesn't look like the creepy obsession that it is.
Cleveland Brown: [about his Halloween costume] I am the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, the most fearless of all collegiate mascots.
Cleveland Brown Jr.: [about Donny] Daddy, your Robin Williams-esque friend is ruining Halloween.
Roberta Tubbs: Oh, my God. The werewolf and vampire are gay!
Anna: News flash! You know, Roberta, for the record, most gay people are not monsters.
Frankenstein's Monster: [as he enters the party] But most monsters are gay!
Donny: Time for my axe to make your body spray blood. Axe Body Spray?
Cleveland Brown: I don't know what that is.
Donny: Something the kids are using!