Chinese Takeout (2011)

| Short, Action, Comedy
Max Crow kills people. It's what he does for a living. What's more: it's a family business. The Crows are a clan of hit-men, descendants in a long line of assassins. But don't worry - they ... See full summary »

Director:

James Brandenburg

Writers:

Adam F. Blum (story), James Brandenburg (story) | 6 more credits »

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Cast

Credited cast:
E. Brent Anderson E. Brent Anderson ... Three-Legged Pete
Mark Arnold ... Gordon Crow
Imogen Bailey ... Hazel Crow
Madeleine Bech Madeleine Bech ... Master Baits
Josh Brodis ... Aaron Marshall
Paul Christiansen Paul Christiansen ... Captain Morgan
Molly Cornyn Molly Cornyn ... Davey Bones the Parrot
Sean Dacanay Sean Dacanay ... Dopehead #2
Rod Damer ... NAMBLA Lawyer
Scott Aaron Hartmann Scott Aaron Hartmann ... Blackbush the Pirate
Christine Kellogg-Darrin ... Penny Crow
John Klopping John Klopping ... Long Dong Silver
Michael Marinaccio ... Mafia Muscle
Regan Messenger Regan Messenger ... Dopehead #1
Gerry Mullins Gerry Mullins ... The Mark
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Storyline

Max Crow kills people. It's what he does for a living. What's more: it's a family business. The Crows are a clan of hit-men, descendants in a long line of assassins. But don't worry - they only kill bad people. Max has a girlfriend, Audrey. She is a walking sunbeam. But, of course, she has no idea what Max does for a living. And she has never met his family. They, in turn, have no knowledge that she exits. Audrey is Max's perfect little secret. Max has worked very hard to keep his two worlds separate. However, a series of unfortunate and happenstance occurrences force the two halves of Max's life into direct contact with one another, with explosive results. Written by Anonymous

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Today is not your day.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

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Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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