Seth MacFarlane - Roastmaster
I mean, we all know there's a good chance Charlie will be dead soon, so I wrote an obituary. 'Charlie Sheen, who became a tabloid fixture due to his problems with drugs and alcohol, was found dead in his apartment.' Actually, you know what? I kind of just copied Amy Winehouse's obituary. I only had to change three things: the sex of the deceased, the location of the body, and the part that says, 'a talent that will be missed.'