Señor Chang: Man, Math Club has gotten a lot better since last year.
Jeff Winger: Obviously they were practicing while the rest of us went on dates!
Señor Chang: Hold on, I have a plan. Math Club!
Math Club Leader: Yeah?
Señor Chang: I'm Asian. You guys Asian?
Math Club Leader: That's pretty racist man!
Señor Chang: That wasn't a no. I'm coming over. Don't shoot me, shoot him. He's white and he's out of ammo.
Troy Barnes: Now this is more like it.
Jeff Winger: OK Black Rider, now let's see who's attractive.
Troy Barnes: Dude you have a problem.
Abed Nadir: Jeff wants to see you.
Annie Edison: Yeah? And I want pants. A lot of people want a lot of things.