Britta Perry : [mocking Annie] I don't know anything. I need boys. Saving the planet makes my back hurt.
Annie Edison : [mocking Britta] Oh, I obviously don't need boys for anything. That's why I wear stripper boots during the day and eat only celery and mustard for lunch.
Britta Perry : [mocking Annie] I never stop smiling.
Annie Edison : [mocking Britta] I never start.
Britta Perry : [mocking Annie] My sweaters keep shrinking.
Annie Edison : [mocking Britta] I get up an hour early to ever so slightly curl my hair.
Shirley Bennett : Yeah, you're both so different. Skinny bitches.
Jeff Winger : Guys, guys, guys. Did we learn nothing from last Christmas? I don't see much difference between Pierce's religion and anybody else's.
Annie Edison : Well, then you're not listening, because his has lasers!
Jeff Winger : Look, you guys make fun of me for not caring about religion. But at least I'm dedicated enough to not caring to let you have your own beliefs. Can't Pierce have his? Can't you be cool like me?
[picks up his phone]
Jeff Winger : Hello?
Troy Barnes : He ends so many of his speeches that way.