When the Smith family goes to church on Christmas Day, Stan is furious when he can't get a good seat. While Francine tries to ease his frustration, a moment of divine intervention occurs. Upset that he has been left on earth with Francine during the ultimate fight between good and evil, Stan ditches his wife to get into the pearly gates of heaven, but when Francine is kidnapped, Stan fights to get her back.
Did You Know?
In season 1 episode 6, Roger is revealed to deficate gem encrusted poop, called the golden turd, which is the same pile that Jesus reveals to him. See more
When Jesus and Stan take the elevator in the United Nations building they pass the 50th floor. That building only has 39 floors. See more
Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music.
Spoofs The Ten Commandments
Written by John D. Cronise
, Kyle Shutt
, Bryan Richie
and Trivett Wingo
Performed by The Sword See more