The Ledge (2011)
Det. Hollis Lucetti: Yeah, I'm not really sure I even want to do this. But this couple down at the precinct, they've been at me for this for a year now, and I've known them for 15 years, I mean, John and Jane Connelly, they're real good people, but you know, they can't have kids, so he goes, you know, "If I had a child I'd want to be like Hollis", aw shoot, I don't even know why...
Doctor: Mr. Lucetti. Mr. Lucetti.
Det. Hollis Lucetti: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just so nervous. This ain't my normal routine. You know, in a jar before breakfast.
Det. Hollis Lucetti: Yes, doc.
Doctor: This woman is not going to be having your baby.
Det. Hollis Lucetti: ...Why?
Doctor: You have a birth defect.
Gavin Nichols: That's the problem. Like, I could never fly a jet into a building. But those 9/11 guys could, because they have faith in an afterlife. Not to mention, seven virgins. Although, why anyone would want virgins, I don't know.
Gavin Nichols: I guess it's always inexplicable why you fall in love, isn't it?
Gavin Nichols: [after Shana tells Gavin she and Joe are going to a new church that does missionary work in Uganda, that's against smoking, drinking, immodest dress for women and secular music]
Gavin Nichols: Jesus Christ. Restrings your guitar one day, stops you from playing it the next.
Shana Harris: You're so flippant, aren't you? You have no idea what it's like to lose everything and to try and put it all back together again.
Gavin Nichols: What exactly is it that you find so abominable about us, Joe?
Joe Harris: Well, it's not my judgement Gavin, it's God's.
Gavin Nichols: Well, I hope God's a good shot with those lightening bolts, or one of us is going to get wrongfully struck.
Shana Harris: Gavin: You have a very sexy mouth. Shana: A very sexy married mouth.
Shana Harris: [Gavin hands Shana a bottle of beer] You got an opener?
Gavin Nichols: It's not a twist-off?
Shana Harris: It's OK
[opens bottle with her teeth]
Gavin Nichols: Holy shit. Note to Self: Decline blowjob if offered
[as he passes Shana a second bottle for her to open]