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"Modern Family" Fizbo (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Phil Dunphy: I am brave. Roller coasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like 7 times. I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah I am pretty much not afraid of anything.

Cameron Tucker: [Cut to Cameron entering dressed as Fizbo the clown] Well hey hey hey hey everybody! Quit your clowning around, that's my job!

Phil Dunphy: Except clowns. Never shared that with the 'fam, so shhh! I do have an image to maintain. I am not really sure where the fear comes from, my mother says it's cause when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows?

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Phil Dunphy: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.

Jungle Tanya: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.

Phil Dunphy: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets. Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?

Jungle Tanya: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.

Phil Dunphy: Ooh! Does it...

Jungle Tanya: -no, it does not breath fire.

Phil Dunphy: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?

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Cameron Tucker: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?

Phil Dunphy: Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.

Cameron Tucker: Really?

Phil Dunphy: Yeah, he never liked 'em.

Cameron Tucker: Has he ever seen a good one?

Phil Dunphy: Has anyone?

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Claire Dunphy: Do you know what we're gonna make?

Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?

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Phil Dunphy: What'cha got there?

Claire Dunphy: These are supplies for the crafts table. I finally figured out what we're gonna be making.

Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?

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Claire Dunphy: These are supplies for the craft table. I finally figured what we're going to be making.

Phil Dunphy: Kids bored?

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Phil Dunphy: I am brave. Rollercoasters? Love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like seven times. I regularly drive through neighbourhoods that have only recently been gentrified, so yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything.

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