Horrible Bosses (2011)
Jason Sudeikis: Kurt Buckman
Kurt Buckman : Are you a businessman?
Dean 'MF' Jones : Yeah. Motherfucker Jones.
Dean 'MF' Jones : Motherfucker Jones.
Dale Arbus : Your first name is... Motherfucker?
Dean 'MF' Jones : Not "motherfucker". "Motherfuckah". White people say "-er", Negroes say "fuck-ah". You say "er", I say "ah".
Kurt Buckman : [last lines - out take] Wouldn't mind bending her over a barrel and showing her the fifty states, right?
Nick Hendricks : I don't know what that means.
Kurt Buckman : It's a phrase.
Nick Hendricks : I don't know think so.
Kurt Buckman : Yeah it is. Certainly it is. Definitely it is.
Nick Hendricks : Really?
Kurt Buckman : Yeah, it's from a movie.
Nick Hendricks : [negative head shake] uh, uh.
Kurt Buckman : It is now.
[looking into camera]
Nick Hendricks : Beautiful.
[winks at the camera]
Dale Arbus : [about Bobby Pellitt] Why would you put his whole bathroom in your ass?
Kurt Buckman : I didn't know I had DNA in my butt!
Dale Arbus : You're lying! You *know* there's DNA in your butt! You just like shoving shit in your ass, you fucking pervert!
Nick Hendricks : We are lawyering up, man. That's it.
Dale Arbus : I don't have money for a lawyer, okay! I bought a very expensive ring that I can't afford, then I gave the rest of my motherfucking money to Motherfucker Jones!
Kurt Buckman : That's who we should talk to.
Nick Hendricks : Sure. Why not? He's covered us this far, right? Five grand?
Dale Arbus : Five thousand... forty, with the briefcase.
Kurt Buckman : [after seeing a picture of Harken's Wife] I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states.
Dale Arbus : [Talking to man on NavGuide] Hey I always wondered these kinds of things, but is your real name Gregory?
Atmanand : [in Indian accent] Um, no, sir. Standard NavGuide protocol is to use names American people find easy to pronounce. My real name is Atmanand.
Kurt Buckman : You know what, buddy, I'm not gonna play by the rules. I'm gonna call you Akmantad.
Nick Hendricks : Atmonent.
Atmanand : [slowly pronouncing] At-man-and.
Kurt Buckman : I'm just gonna call you Gregory cuz that name is a fuckin' nightmare, buddy, let me tell you.
Dean 'MF' Jones : First thing first, we gotta handle business.
Kurt Buckman : Mm-hmm.
Dean 'MF' Jones : I need five thousand dollars.
Kurt Buckman : No!
Dale Arbus : No!
Nick Hendricks : There's gonna be no more money.
Dale Arbus : No!
Dean 'MF' Jones : Two thousand?
Dale Arbus : No.
Nick Hendricks : Absolutely not.
Kurt Buckman : No way, Motherfucker. No.
Dean 'MF' Jones : [sighs in defeat] All right, look... pay for my drinks.
Dale Arbus : Pay for his drinks? Yeah.
Dale Arbus : Pay for his drinks.
Nick Hendricks : I'll do that.
Dale Arbus : Not a very good negotiator.
Bobby Pellitt : You know what, I don't hear you giving... dickskin any shit.
Kurt Buckman : Dickskin? Nice.
Bobby Pellitt : Kiss ass.
Jack Pellit : Come on, come on.
Bobby Pellitt : Yeah, go on, in you go. Go on Gay boy!
Kurt Buckman : I'm not gay!
Bobby Pellitt : Please. I've seen gay boys. You're one of them.
Kurt Buckman : Yeah, where'd you see them.
Bobby Pellitt : In your house! Get in! I'm a green belt, motherfucker!
Kurt Buckman : Technically, I think it's immoral not to kill him.
Kurt Buckman : Oh shit! I broke a rock!
Kurt Buckman : [in reference to Bobby's house] This place is awful. It's like The Sharper Image took a shit in here.
Kurt Buckman : I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.