Lafayette Reynolds : Maybe I was wrong about you. Maybe I actually can relate to you.
Jesus Velasquez : Why would you think that you couldn't?
Lafayette Reynolds : Does the term "Satan in a Sunday hat" mean anything to you?
Jesus Velasquez : Bitch, my name is Jesus, bro. I am the polar opposite of Satan.
Jesus Velasquez : Eleggua and Chango. These guys are pretty fucking hard-core, dude. What do you offer them?
Lafayette Reynolds : Huh?
Jesus Velasquez : Lafayette, man, these guys, they have to be appeased, bro, or else they will fuck you up. Seriously, I sing for Eleggua. I put out shots of tequila for Chango.
Lafayette Reynolds : He drink 'em?
Jesus Velasquez : No, smart-ass. He blesses 'em, and then I drink them.
Lafayette Reynolds : Well, maybe I should put out a couple of shots for him right now.