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This movie is the worst. On a whim, I decided to watch it because the ratings seemed decent (7.0 out of 10.0). Was I misled! I'm not sure if the director or producer prompted his friends to write favorable reviews (which may be against IMDb's guidelines), but clearly the reviews are biased and in no way reflect the poor quality of the film. The directing is sub par and the writing is just as bad. Stale dialogue. Plot points that don't make any sense. Shots with angles that make you scratch your head. I have no idea why this was even made. What's worse, I had the displeasure of meeting the director, with the hope that he'd provide some insight on his creative process. That experience was a disappointment too . . . as a person, he is even worse than the movies he makes, including this not-a-gem. Uhhh! In other words, don't even waste your time with this one.
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