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"Red Dwarf" Back to Earth (Part One) (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)

(2009)

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Katerina: I bid greeting. My name is Katerina Bartikovsky. In past, I Red Dwarf's science officer. Zdravstvuyte. From now, I am senior officer... no longer hologram Arnold Rimmer, who is bit crap.

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[Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water]

Rimmer: How does eating tomatoes save water?

Lister: It's coming!

[Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers]

Lister: Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?

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[Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up]

Rimmer: Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?

Lister: Sounds like the last time you had sex!

Rimmer: Lister

[picks up his text book]

Rimmer: you need to get a life!

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[Cat has described what happened on G deck]

Cat: I need counselling!

Rimmer: You got that right!

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Lister: This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?

Rimmer: Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!

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Cat: Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!

Lister: Find another suit - you're going!

Cat: Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?

Lister: How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?

Lister: When are we going?

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[Lister reveals they will be leaving in two minutes]

Cat: Two minutes! Two minutes! I need to make myself look sensational! Make it three, and don't wear nothing lilac, or we'll clash!

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Rimmer: [Indicating Katerina] I hate her!

Lister: I like her. I like her a lot!

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Lister: [On the dimension cutter] I'll probably end up with your head, or someone else's legs!

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Rimmer: [On the trip to the water tank] In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!

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Rimmer: [Spotting that the others are in trouble] What would those clowns do without me?

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