Katerina: I bid greeting. My name is Katerina Bartikovsky. In past, I Red Dwarf's science officer. Zdravstvuyte. From now, I am senior officer... no longer hologram Arnold Rimmer, who is bit crap.
[Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water]
Rimmer: How does eating tomatoes save water?
Lister: It's coming!
[Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers]
Lister: Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?
[Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up]
Rimmer: Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?
Lister: Sounds like the last time you had sex!
[picks up his text book]
Rimmer: you need to get a life!
Lister: This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?
Rimmer: Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!
Cat: Don't look at me, I ain't going! I'm still in trauma! Look at my suit! It may not pull through!
Lister: Find another suit - you're going!
Cat: Hey, I'm a cat! Nobody bosses Mr C around! You got that, monkey boy? Or should I explain that one more time for your small monkey brain?
Lister: How would you like it if I flushed the entire ship's supply of tuna out of an airlock?
Lister: When are we going?
[Lister reveals they will be leaving in two minutes]
Cat: Two minutes! Two minutes! I need to make myself look sensational! Make it three, and don't wear nothing lilac, or we'll clash!
Lister: [On the dimension cutter] I'll probably end up with your head, or someone else's legs!
Rimmer: [On the trip to the water tank] In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!