"Red Dwarf" Back to Earth (Part One) (TV Episode 2009) Poster

(TV Series)


Chris Barrie: Rimmer



  • [Lister reveals he is eating tomatoes to save water] 

    Rimmer : How does eating tomatoes save water?

    Lister : It's coming!

    [Sneezes through a sieve onto his trousers] 

    Lister : Don't suppose you want any iorning doing, do you?

  • [Rimmer realises Lister is winding him up] 

    Rimmer : Was it really worth it, Listy? Hours and hours and hours of planning for 8 seconds of pleasure?

    Lister : Sounds like the last time you had sex!

    Rimmer : Lister

    [picks up his text book] 

    Rimmer : you need to get a life!

  • [Cat has described what happened on G deck] 

    Cat : I need counselling!

    Rimmer : You got that right!

  • Lister : This thingy whatever it is - it's messing with the supply thingy pipe stuff thing, isn't it?

    Rimmer : Please, we're laymen - spare us the plumbing jargon!

  • Rimmer : [Indicating Katerina]  I hate her!

    Lister : I like her. I like her a lot!

  • Rimmer : [On the trip to the water tank]  In spirit, i'll be down there with you - in actuality, I'll be reading a car mag!

  • Rimmer : [Spotting that the others are in trouble]  What would those clowns do without me?

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