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Cockneys vs Zombies (2012)

Not Rated | | Action, Comedy, Horror | 2 August 2013 (USA)
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A gang of bank robbers fight their way out of a zombie-infested London.

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Matthias Hoene

Writers:

Matthias Hoene (original idea), James Moran (screenplay) | 1 more credit »
2 wins & 1 nomination. See more awards »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Rasmus Hardiker ... Terry
Harry Treadaway ... Andy
Michelle Ryan ... Katy
Ashley Thomas ... Mental Mickey
Jack Doolan ... Davey Tuppence
Georgia King ... Emma
Tony Gardner ... Clive
Alan Ford ... Ray
Honor Blackman ... Peggy
Tony Selby Tony Selby ... Darryl
Georgina Hale ... Doreen
Dudley Sutton ... Eric
Richard Briers ... Hamish
Natalie Walter ... Bank Manager
Phil Cornwell ... Grainger
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Storyline

This British movie is about a group of inept criminals who decide to rob a bank so they can save their grandfather's retirement home from being demolished by developers. Meanwhile on another building site some workers dig up an old graveyard and they get bitten by the "undead" which sets off a chain reaction. Then the bank robbers are cornered by the police while in the process of the robbery, but when they exit they find that they are all dead as a result of the horde of zombies. They have to get to the retirement home before the zombies do! Written by Michael Hallows Eve

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Taglines:

London ain't big enough for the both of 'em. See more »

Genres:

Action | Comedy | Horror

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Not Rated | See all certifications »

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

2 August 2013 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

I eisvoli See more »

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Box Office

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$107,348
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Production Co:

Kintop, Limelight, Molinare See more »
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Color

Aspect Ratio:

2.35 : 1
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Trivia

Many of the people who appeared in this film have also been in Doctor Who. Michelle Ryan, Honor Blackman, Tony Selby, Georgina Hale, Richard Briers, Natalie Walter and Phil Cornwell. See more »

Goofs

Katy can be spotted briefly in the van, sitting behind Terry, just before they pick her up. See more »

Quotes

Ray Macguire: So, where do we go now?
Terry: Out the front door.
Ray Macguire: Oh, for fuck's sake. That's great. Listen everyone, we've just been rescued by Laurel and fucking Hardy.
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Crazy Credits

Mark Birmingham plays "Some Poor Bastard." See more »

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References Mr. Bean (1990) See more »

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I Predict A Riot
Written by Nick Hodgson (as Hodgson), Ricky Wilson (as Wilson), Andrew White (as White), Simon Rix (as Rix) and Nick Baines (as Baines)
Performed by The Kaiser Chiefs
Master recording courtesy of B-Unique Records
Published by Imagem Music
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Thoroughly enjoyable zombie spoof
23 August 2014 | by DanLives1980See all my reviews

You've seen 'Shaun of the Dead' and most likely almost every other zombie spoof as well if you're now looking up this zombie comedy. Well, I'll tell you that you're havin a bath if you spend more than a film on this, not that I condone half-inching dvds either! It's good, it has so many laugh out loud scenes and hilarious dialogue, and then it has Michelle Ryan, who I quite like.

So, Terry and Andy are two brothers planning to rob a bank, with the aid of cousin Katy, nice but dim friend Davey Tuppence and local nutter Mental Mickey, all because the council is allowing the demolition of their granddad's retirement home. When the job goes bad, they're spared being shot by the police, when a sudden zombie outbreak lays waste to London's East End.

Banded together with the bank robbing gang and the hostages they've taken, Terry and Andy must find a way to rescue granddad, with the £2 million they stole in tow. That's it in a nutshell and the rest comes down to the silly fun they have taking the gypsy's kiss out of every cockney stereotype in existence.

What really sells it for me is Alan Ford as granddad Ray and his fellow retirees defending the nursing home from the undead. Foul mouthed cockney pensioner gangsters are always a bit of a laugh, but when he's backed up by Honor Blackman and Richard Briers, you're up for levels of ridiculousness you never thought you'd witness, and it's worth it.

The special effects ain't half bad, I've seen many worse attempts taking themselves way more serious, and I've seen comedies with less laughs. Give it a go, by all means!


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