Stewie Griffin : Now, Question #1: what's it like on the set?
Marina Sirtis : The show's been off the air for fifteen years.
Michael Dorn : Although I will say it was an awful lot of fun - you know, when Patrick wasn't hogging the limelight.
Patrick Stewart : Oh, fuck you, Michael! Fifteen years later, you've still got that attitude!
Stewie Griffin : This was exhausting. This whole experience was absolutely exhausting. You people have ruined "Star Trek: The Next Generation" for me. You are absolutely the most insufferable group of jackasses I have ever had the misfortune of spending an extended period of time with. I hope you all fucking die.
Patrick Stewart : I still have five prize tickets from the carnival.
Stewie Griffin : There was nothing for five tickets! We've been over this!
Patrick Stewart : Well, but LeVar and I were going to pool ours for the fuzzy troll pencil topper.
Stewie Griffin : Oh, yeah? You gonna share that?
LeVar Burton : Yeah, we were gonna share it.
Stewie Griffin : Really? How's that going to work?
Patrick Stewart : Three days at my house, three days at LeVar's, and alternating Sundays.
Stewie Griffin : For a pencil topper?
Michael Dorn : I have to pee again.
Stewie Griffin : That's it. Good-bye.
[teleports them away]
Stewie Griffin : [Brent's drink doesn't teleport and stains the floor] Fuck!
Stewie Griffin : Uh, hello?
Employee : Yes, welcome to McDonald's can I help you?
Stewie Griffin : Ah, hailing frequencies open huh? Ah, yeah we're gonna get uh two McChicken sandwiches and a Diet coke and... what do you want Michael?
Michael Dorn : A McDLT?
Stewie Griffin : No, I already told you they don't make those anymore.
Michael Dorn : You know, sometimes it's a regional thing. You could ask.
Stewie Griffin : No McDonald's anywhere makes a McDLT anymore.
Jonathan Frakes : I want a Shamrock Shake if they've got any of those.
Stewie Griffin : It's September Jonathan!
LeVar Burton : Stewie, can I take this fuckin' headband off?
Stewie Griffin : No, LeVar you're blind. That's the only way you can see!
Michael Dorn : I'm just saying they have *all* the ingredients for a McDL...
[someone honks their horn]
Stewie Griffin : Just hang on alright? There's a lot of us. There's a lot... It's a big order!
Patrick Stewart : What time do they stop serving breakfast?
Stewie Griffin : It's three o'clock!
Patrick Stewart : Some of them serve breakfast all day.
Stewie Griffin : None of them serve breakfast all day!