The Most Wonderful Time of the Year (2008 TV Movie)
Morgan Derby: [after knocking the storekeeper out with a trash can] I had to do it, he's bigger than me.
Uncle Ralph: One of the first things I learned as a beat cop: never trust a man who wears $800 shoes.
Uncle Ralph: She's always been weird. As a little girl she had lists for everything.
Morgan Derby: What do you mean?
Uncle Ralph: Barbie's clothes, what I'm going to do next year, what I'm going to do 57 years from now.
Uncle Ralph: I got everything for Brian, I got nothing for Jenny yet: I hate shopping for girls.
Richard Windom: So, what'd ya think? They start running tomorrow.
Jennifer Cullen: Ummm, I, I have to be honest. You really shouldn't be doing your own commercials.
Richard Windom: I know I'm awful. But sales are up 32 percent. Everybody wants to see the terrible guy in the ad.
Uncle Ralph: [Looking at a flight information board, he stops an airline employee] Excuse me, miss, I don't see Chicago. Can you help me?
Airline Employee: [as she walks away] No, I can't.
Uncle Ralph: And they pay you?