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Ready 2 Die (2014)

TV-14 | | Crime, Drama, Thriller | 18 March 2014 (USA)
After a violent bank robbery, the trio of hoods make their way across East L.A. carrying a blood-soaked bag of money. When word gets out, they must fend off gangs and crooked cops alike as they strive to keep the loot and stay alive.

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John Azpilicueta
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Pablo Santiago Pablo Santiago ... Psycho (as Pablo Hernandez)
Jacob Martinez Jacob Martinez ... Smiley
John Azpilicueta ... Lucky
Bless May Bless May ... Sniper
Noel Gugliemi ... Ghost
Nicole Warner Nicole Warner ... Reporter Tiffany Doyle
Melissa Banks ... Jenny
Bridgette B. ... Nancy
Daniel Fanaberia Daniel Fanaberia ... Doug
Santos Morales Santos Morales ... Arturo
Thomas Michael Kappler Thomas Michael Kappler ... Lt. Duenas - police commander
Shane Azpilicueta Shane Azpilicueta ... Victor
Terranza Sims Terranza Sims ... Rick
Aries Sanders ... Brandi
Raya Reaves Raya Reaves ... Monique
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After a violent bank robbery, the trio of hoods make their way across East L.A. carrying a blood-soaked bag of money. When word gets out, they must fend off gangs and crooked cops alike as they strive to keep the loot and stay alive.

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18 March 2014 (USA) See more »

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Los Angeles, California, USA

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I was... Ready 2 Turn it off after 20 minutes
12 January 2016 | by Seth_Rogue_OneSee all my reviews

But... Unfortunately I didn't and stuck around for the remaining 59 minutes.

Ready To Die is a classic Notorious BIG album, but Ready 2 Die (with a oh so clever change from the word 'to' to the number 2 instead, to signify this movie is 'hood' if there was any doubters who'd think otherwise, because that's how they do it in the hood, spell words wrong and type numbers that could replace words etc) will never become a classic... Anything... Not even a classic Asylum movie.

TBH, I don't think Asylum actually financed this movie cause it feels and looks really low budget, and considering how low budget Asylum's usual movies are you know how ridiculously low budget this must be right?

I think it's safe to say that they spend more money on getting a cool poster than they did on (trying but failing) to make a cool movie.

The movie is basically a deadly game of hide and seek about a group of robbers trying to hide with their new found wealth from gang-bangers with guns trying to steal their riches (how dare they?) and cops with arrest- warrants.

That might sound like fun, but it really isn't, and the acting is terrible, sure the actors might look the part with most of the cast playing moral-free latino gang-bangers, some to the point where I wonder if they didn't hire real gang-bangers in some of the roles... Cause they sure enough didn't hire real actors.

Fun fact: the f-word is used 187 times... per scene.

I mean I've seen Noel G in other movies where he was alright but not in this one though.

Yeah don't waste your time with this one, it's not worth it.

To paraphrase Jay-Z: "Like I told you to watch Ready 2 Die, No... Hov did that, so hopefully you don't have to go through that"


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