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"The Office" Crime Aid (TV Episode 2008) Poster

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(2008)

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Michael Scott: It squeaks when you bang it. That's what she said.

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Michael Scott: And welcome to Crime Aid. "Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I declare."

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Michael Scott: [sees office in disarray] Oh my god, what happened?

Jim Halpert: We were robbed last night.

Dwight Schrute: Bravo, Watson. Looks like a classic seven-man job. Okay, security tapes were stolen. Motives: financial, or possibly vintage HP computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out... and that's all we have.

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Creed Bratton: No one steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name, Creed Bratton.

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Oscar Martinez: So, in order to recoup the value of items we liked, we have to spend more money on things we don't want.

Angela Martin: Who would *ever* come to this?

Michael Scott: I don't know, it could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be... uh, old person. I could be a looky-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springsteen fan. What? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh, I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes, without saying... Bear with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady, it seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy. There's really something going on...

Jim Halpert: [interrupts] Do you need us for any of this?

Michael Scott: ...Do I?

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Michael Scott: In my opinion, the third date is traditionally the one where you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me, I'll know for sure.

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Michael Scott: So when can I see you again?

Holly Flax: Tonight, I'm free tonight. Is that too eager? I don't care, I'm free tonight.

Michael Scott: Ok. Oh wait, oh, tonight's no good. Because I'm busy taking you out.

Holly Flax: Oh I just remembered, I can't tonight.

Michael Scott: Why?

Holly Flax: I'm going out with you.

Michael Scott: Wow! Oh, wait a second. Oh, I can't tonight. What... no? Ok, too many times.

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Angela Martin: [after the burglary] I've never felt safe here.

Andy Bernard: You're always safe with me, I'm a very good screamer.

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Phyllis Vance: [about Crime Aid, the charity auction] I think it's a fun idea.

Michael Scott: Thank you!

Phyllis Vance: We could auction all things that we do for each other, like cleaning or tennis lessons, my sorority did it all the time.

Michael Scott: Ok, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Was this a sorority that you didn't get into, a real sororities so you had to kind of form your own?

Phyllis Vance: Move on, Michael.

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