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Bikini Girls on Ice (2009)

Not Rated | | Horror, Thriller | 14 August 2009 (USA)
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When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of ... See full summary »

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Geoff Klein
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Cindel Chartrand ... Jenna
Danielle Doetsch Danielle Doetsch ... Sam
William Jarand William Jarand ... Moe
Suzi Lorraine ... Kelly
Christina Sciortino Christina Sciortino ... Lena
Caroline Faille ... Brooke
Rick Barone Rick Barone ... Blake (as Jarek Gader)
Kerri Taylor ... Nikki
Ivan Peric ... Tommy
Sandy Greig Sandy Greig ... Hank
Michael Aaron Michael Aaron ... JD
Pierre Lefebvre Pierre Lefebvre ... Pierre
Gigi Hébert Gigi Hébert ... Ginette
Christina Gentile Christina Gentile ... End Girl
Michele Malone Michele Malone ... Ashley
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When a bus-load of women's college soccer players get stranded on their way to a bikini car-wash fundraiser, they decide to set-up shop in front of an abandoned gas station on the edge of town. Little do they know the place is the stalking-grounds for a homicidal maniac mechanic named Moe. Written by Michael Penning

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These girls are so hot, they need to be put on ice!

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Horror | Thriller

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Trivia

The film is based on one of the director's friends who once told him about a dream he had about putting girls on ice. See more »

Goofs

While Tommy is looking for supplies in the garage, a pebble hits his back, yet he doesn't flinch. See more »

Quotes

Sam: Relax kiddo, it's just a car-wash!
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Connections

Followed by Pinup Dolls on Ice (2013) See more »

Soundtracks

Crush the Bird
Performed by Lotte Kestner
Written by Anna-Lynne Williams
Published by I'll Be Fine Music (ASCAP)
Licensed to Warner Chappell Music
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Not appearing at an ice-rink near you this Christmas.
28 November 2010 | by BA_HarrisonSee all my reviews

The title of this film puts me in mind of those figure-skating shows they put on at Christmas—only in this case, instead of Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty On Ice, it would be hot babes in itsy-bitsy bikinis performing the choctaws, camel spins, and triple salchows with a twist to the strains of Bolero (sadly, I imagine such an event is unlikely to happen due to the high risk of hypothermia).

Anyway, enough of these flights of fantasy... in reality, Bikini Girls On Ice is a routine slasher the likes of which we have seen many times before, only this time around the helpless female victims are a bunch of hot college girls in sexy swim-wear hoping to raise some cash by holding a bikini car-wash. En route to the location of the event, their bus breaks down outside an abandoned gas station, home to a hulking, wheezing, sweaty, lank-haired maniac called Moe who puts his prey into freezers packed with ice (hence the title!).

Exactly who Moe is, why he does what he does, and how come no-one has ever called in the cops to investigate is never explained, and that's just a few of the reasons why this movie sucks, even with the ever present sight of curvaceous cuties jiggling their bits in front of the camera. Other reasons why this films bites: only one pair of bare breasts; virtually no gore; extremely dumb characters; a killer who is able to pop up wherever he likes—the list goes on...

What I fail to understand is how anyone can make such a dreary film from such a simple set-up. You got a drooling inbred psycho and half a dozen sexy girls wearing nothing but scraps of material (the sort of garments that can be removed with one easy tug)—how hard can it really be to turn that into a reasonably entertaining movie?

3.5 out of 10, very generously rounded up to 4 for all the pretty ladies.


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Release Date:

14 August 2009 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Девочки бикини на льду See more »

Filming Locations:

Montréal, Québec, Canada

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CAD200,000 (estimated)
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